Today is my coworker Kristi’s birthday, and as I am poor and uncreative, she is getting (along with a pastry from Starbucks, I know, what a gift) this post. Where I say what I would get her if she hadn’t forced me to go to an outlet mall and spend my entire grocery budget at the Gap on our work trip this week. Really, Kristi, you did this to yourself.
Anywho, I’ve searched and searched the whole World Wide Web for a gift for the girl who has everything. And when I say “everything” I mean the camera I want, the computer I want, and a John Deere t-shirt?
I think I found it…
I’m starting a pool at the office to buy this for her…maybe I’ll just “borrow” some from the football pool, since I haven’t really contributed to it due to the awesomeness of my team.
So, happy birthday Kristi! I hope this post was the gift you’ve been waiting your whole life for.
“I don’t think this is Poison.”
“I sucked Janie Lane’s &#$!, I know Poison when I hear it, bitch. Well, I guess he’s from Warrant, but whatever.”
“Did you see the waitresses shirt.”
“No, what did it say.”
“Trust me. It’s kosher….with an arrow pointing down.”
“Nice.”
“I just put another 50 cents in the skiball machine, and it ate my money.”
“Again?!”
“Yeah.”
“You know it’s unplugged, right?”
“Whatever, they’re afraid of my skiball dominance.”
“I’m waiting for my B&B (Benedictine & Brandy) to enjoy my balls.”
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While we were at the farm this past weekend, my good ole’ pal Mikayla asked me to try and get some good pictures of her two dogs, which she will be breeding in the upcoming year. I wanted the pictures to look like the pictures you’ll find here….but, alas, my camera is cheaper and my skills with it suckier. So we had to settle for the following.
They like big sticks.
This is Abby. She is all muscle, and although she can be a bit needy and conspired with my own dog to keep me awake half the night on Saturday, she is a barrel of love.
This is Satchel. Codename: Fun Bobby. Enough said.
Wanna see something creepy. Zoom in on the picture of Satchel and guess what you find?
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/0 Comments/in Gimme, Work /by MeganToday is my coworker Kristi’s birthday, and as I am poor and uncreative, she is getting (along with a pastry from Starbucks, I know, what a gift) this post. Where I say what I would get her if she hadn’t forced me to go to an outlet mall and spend my entire grocery budget at the Gap on our work trip this week. Really, Kristi, you did this to yourself.
Anywho, I’ve searched and searched the whole World Wide Web for a gift for the girl who has everything. And when I say “everything” I mean the camera I want, the computer I want, and a John Deere t-shirt?
I think I found it…
I’m starting a pool at the office to buy this for her…maybe I’ll just “borrow” some from the football pool, since I haven’t really contributed to it due to the awesomeness of my team.
So, happy birthday Kristi! I hope this post was the gift you’ve been waiting your whole life for.
Overheard in the Ozarks
/0 Comments/in Work, World /by Megan“I don’t think this is Poison.”
“I sucked Janie Lane’s &#$!, I know Poison when I hear it, bitch. Well, I guess he’s from Warrant, but whatever.”
“Did you see the waitresses shirt.”
“No, what did it say.”
“Trust me. It’s kosher….with an arrow pointing down.”
“Nice.”
“I just put another 50 cents in the skiball machine, and it ate my money.”
“Again?!”
“Yeah.”
“You know it’s unplugged, right?”
“Whatever, they’re afraid of my skiball dominance.”
“I’m waiting for my B&B (Benedictine & Brandy) to enjoy my balls.”
Dogs
/0 Comments/in Photos, Puppy /by MeganWhile we were at the farm this past weekend, my good ole’ pal Mikayla asked me to try and get some good pictures of her two dogs, which she will be breeding in the upcoming year. I wanted the pictures to look like the pictures you’ll find here….but, alas, my camera is cheaper and my skills with it suckier. So we had to settle for the following.
They like big sticks.
This is Abby. She is all muscle, and although she can be a bit needy and conspired with my own dog to keep me awake half the night on Saturday, she is a barrel of love.
This is Satchel. Codename: Fun Bobby. Enough said.
Wanna see something creepy. Zoom in on the picture of Satchel and guess what you find?
Crazy photographer….