Overheard in the Ozarks

“I don’t think this is Poison.”
“I sucked Janie Lane’s &#$!, I know Poison when I hear it, bitch. Well, I guess he’s from Warrant, but whatever.”

“Did you see the waitresses shirt.”
“No, what did it say.”
“Trust me. It’s kosher….with an arrow pointing down.”

“I just put another 50 cents in the skiball machine, and it ate my money.”
“You know it’s unplugged, right?”
“Whatever, they’re afraid of my skiball dominance.”

“I’m waiting for my B&B (Benedictine & Brandy) to enjoy my balls.”

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