Nipple Rub? Only 2 dollar.

She’s such a prostitute. And apparently, a cheap one.

We took Molly to a groomer for the first time this weekend. She was “FURminated,” which is some sort of strange bath plus scary vacum-like blowdryer that’s supposed to cut down shedding 60-80%. Ha! I call bullshit! She’s got the looks of a Rottie, but she sheds like a full breed german shepherd. The hair! For the love of God! THE HAIR!

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