I know its another poop entry, but you’d want to write about it too!
The dog. It just be my Red Bull high, but I swear, she just pooped out a tampon. A full tampon.
Now the question of the day is, where did she find this tampon? And why did she think, “Mmmm, tampon is food”? And how did her digestive system get this tampon through her body? And why am I so fascinated by this?
Megan, dear, please please please stop staring at your dog’s poop! It is quite disturbing and makes me think that you are taking crazy pills and I need to get you non-crazy pills! Give Molly a big ole’ smackaroo from me and tell the mountain man hello!
Megan, my love, talking about poop is disgusting. More so when the poop contains foreign objects. But, hey! If I learned anything from the Triplets it’s that “Everyone Poops”!!!
And hello The Mara. I hear you are driving again. Congratulations you sexy thing!
Was it used? EEWWWWWWWWW!
It was after it came out. At least it didn’t get stuck. Good thing too, I can’t imagine the look on our veterinarian’s face.