Cell Phone Mania

Now I understand why some people refuse to get cell phones. They don’t want to be found or bothered. They have too damn much going on and can’t physically deal with another issue or problem. Hi, my name is Megan, and I’m about to LOSE MY MIND!

It’s not really the wedding or the baby, it’s all of the logistics. It’s the 12 people that insist I call them with an update every day and if I don’t they take it as a personal slam. So for everyone that thinks I am blowing them off, including my mother, here is a breakdown of my daily activities.

6:15 a.m. Alarm goes off. Instead of walking the dog like I should I put her in the back yard and go back to sleep.

6:25 – 7:25 a.m. Alarm goes off every ten minutes. I hit snooze until I realize how late I am.

7:26 a.m. Decide if I need to shower. If so, take quick one and spend all of 30 seconds combing my hair. If not, take extra five minutes to find outfit that could possibly match if I was color blind.

7:45 a.m. Leave for work. Realize the morning sickness hits when I am hungry. Bring Cherios with me.

7:50 a.m. Get to work. Spend all morning trying to avoid the wrath of my pissed off boss who is in town for the next two weeks. Attempt to stay awake during the lovely bouts of fatigue that seem to be taking over my body. Every time my boss yells I almost bust into tears, but act like my contact is bothering me.

12:00 p.m. Realize I will puke if I don’t eat. Forgot lunch again. Go to local grocery store and try to find something that won’t make me wretch.

12:20 p.m. Return to work. Repeat morning schedule.

5:30 p.m. Try to get out of office on time. Head out to work on wedding stuff.

9:00 p.m. Get home. Try to call back people I’ve missed. Exhaustion kicks in. Try and stay awake to check work emails. Fall asleep in bed.

10:30 p.m. Wake up to pee.

11:30 p.m. Wake up to pee.

12:30 a.m. Wake up to pee.

Now you are all caught up! Hope this helps the few of you I haven’t been able to get back to.