Getcha’ Head in the Game

I know you are all clawing your eyes out over the fact that yesterday there was no, GASP, Space Camp picture of the week. Please, dry your eyes, faithful readers. All three of you must get a grip. Yesterday was a bit manic, but I promise Space Camp Thursday will be back with avengence next week. And yes, I do have enough Space Camp pictures to keep us swimming in control gyroscopes until at least 2008. Never fear!

I’m starting to think this site has turned into a place where I just flaunt my tendancy to be a bit on the dorky side. It never used to be like this, was it? I seem to remember a time when I actually had intelligent opinions and funny stories. Now it’s all about Space Camp and Harry Potter. Trent mentioned to me yesterday that we were possibly the geekiest couple on the planet, him with his Quake t-shirt and me in my Harry Potter tee, both almost reflectively white as if we haven’t left the house in a few weeks. Lucy tends to walk (toddle) 5 feet in front of us in public places, muttering incoherent baby talk the entire way. “Freaking dork-ass parents. God, I hope no one notices we’re together. For the love of all things holy, Mother, please take a shower and stop talking about Zac Efron. People are staring!”

Sorry, Lucy. I’m taking the road less traveled. And it’s making all the difference.

Here we go again!

Oh, I’m sorry. I just passed out.

And no, I did not draw that “stuff” on his face. I would never defile Troy Bolton like that. Perez Hilton did it, bastard. And, as previously mentioned, I can’t get another picture because of the “Entertainment” blockers on my work Internet. Bastards.

I may have been mentioning these strange obsessions a bit too much at work. Co-workers are starting to drop subtle hints.

Work Poster

Like buying a large High School Musical 2 poster and hanging it up in my cube. Dude, I’m totally getting a promotion. I mean, could there be anyone more professional than me?

Space Camp Thursday

Space Camp Thursday

Socks with Doc Marten sandals? Check.
Giant 1/8 gravity harness? Check.
Underwear up my crack? Check.

Doesn’t my face just say, “I think I just lost my virginity to this harness.” I know. Gross. But seriously, doesn’t it?

Space Camp Thursday

Space Camp Thursday

Hopefully, if I look extremely busy and important, that man with the camera will stop looking up my crotch. Or maybe he’s just looking at my bitchin’ socks.

Space Camp Thursday’s

OK, this week there was a bit of a squabble in the office over the caption of this photo. So you guys get to vote on the one you think best describes the following scene:

Space Camp Babes

And the choices are…

“Sure, there were guys around… but the girls preferred larger
thrusters.” – from EH

-OR-

“The girls became close that summer at Space Camp. No one would have ever guessed that, Lisa, the shy, curly haired girl from Indiana, would one day strap on an adult space diaper and embark on an overnight 1000 mile trek to attack her romantic rival who tried to steal her 8th grade Space Camp boyfriend.” – from KF

Go forth and vote!

Space Camp Thursday

Space Camp Thursday

Pretty woman had the debate team, I screwed the whole damn Space Camp.” – Provided by a co-worker who really likes coming up with quotes to go with my Space Camp pictures. I believe this is because of an intense jealously she feels, as she did not have the opportunity to attend Space Camp. I understand her pain. Space Camp is cool, it’s OK to be jealous.

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