OK, so in classic form I have left my forelorn page to sit in silence while I skipped town. I do have so many stories about drunk games of Cranium where my poor sober ass really thought I just may burst a blood vessel in my eye. “IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU SAID MOTO OR MOTOR! JUST FINISH THE GAME SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP IN PEACE!” I also have fun stories of the Spooner/Peters/Logsdon vacation where I lived in a trailor that was thissmall with my sister and her husband and her three 5-year-olds for five days and six nights. I could also tell you about my mother’s new motorized scooter or the New Year’s Eve bash at the Golden Acres clubhouse or how my brother showed up at 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve to a raucous party of non-drinking parents/pregnant people/Trent and calmly asked in his new voicetone that sounds more and more like Butt-Head, “Uhhh, so, uhhh, do you guys, uhhhh, mind if I steal a couple of brewsky’s, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
But I just really don’t have time to go through the whole she-bang right now. Rest assured, hilarity ensued, and Trent refrained from killing my mother. Just barely. I will write more when I have time to physically remove myself from my work email account which seems to have imploded in my absense.
Merrry Christmas, Happy Channuka and all that jazz. Not sure how much I’ll be writing for the next two weeks. We’re going to the farm for Christmas and then to Florida for New Years. Golden Acres retirement community will be hoppin’ for 2006! Look out shuffleboard players everywhere! Seriously, I play some mean shuffleboard.
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Anyone going to a family Christmas party knows to look out for anything…
“I can spot a pregnant cow anywhere [looking strait at me]” – Person I Will Not Name Because He Claims He Didn’t Mean It That Way, And I Know He Didn’t, But I Still Must Share With the Internet
Also, a favorite from last week’s graduation festivities…
“Get this girl a shot!”
“Yeah, a shot of aborted fetus!”
No, I’m not kidding. Someone actually said that to me. And it was followed by 2 million apologies and late night text messages cursing Budwiser and how it makes this certain fellow act. The best part is, I don’t take offense to these remarks as much as everyone else. I am just happy to have something to write about that doesn’t include bodily secretions or bladder issues!
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Golden Acres Gone Wild
/0 Comments/in Family /by MeganOK, so in classic form I have left my forelorn page to sit in silence while I skipped town. I do have so many stories about drunk games of Cranium where my poor sober ass really thought I just may burst a blood vessel in my eye. “IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU SAID MOTO OR MOTOR! JUST FINISH THE GAME SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP IN PEACE!” I also have fun stories of the Spooner/Peters/Logsdon vacation where I lived in a trailor that was thissmall with my sister and her husband and her three 5-year-olds for five days and six nights. I could also tell you about my mother’s new motorized scooter or the New Year’s Eve bash at the Golden Acres clubhouse or how my brother showed up at 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve to a raucous party of non-drinking parents/pregnant people/Trent and calmly asked in his new voicetone that sounds more and more like Butt-Head, “Uhhh, so, uhhh, do you guys, uhhhh, mind if I steal a couple of brewsky’s, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
But I just really don’t have time to go through the whole she-bang right now. Rest assured, hilarity ensued, and Trent refrained from killing my mother. Just barely. I will write more when I have time to physically remove myself from my work email account which seems to have imploded in my absense.
Or is it Happy Holidays?
/5 Comments/in Family /by MeganMerrry Christmas, Happy Channuka and all that jazz. Not sure how much I’ll be writing for the next two weeks. We’re going to the farm for Christmas and then to Florida for New Years. Golden Acres retirement community will be hoppin’ for 2006! Look out shuffleboard players everywhere! Seriously, I play some mean shuffleboard.
Best quote from last night
/3 Comments/in Pregnancy /by MeganAnyone going to a family Christmas party knows to look out for anything…
“I can spot a pregnant cow anywhere [looking strait at me]” – Person I Will Not Name Because He Claims He Didn’t Mean It That Way, And I Know He Didn’t, But I Still Must Share With the Internet
Also, a favorite from last week’s graduation festivities…
“Get this girl a shot!”
“Yeah, a shot of aborted fetus!”
No, I’m not kidding. Someone actually said that to me. And it was followed by 2 million apologies and late night text messages cursing Budwiser and how it makes this certain fellow act. The best part is, I don’t take offense to these remarks as much as everyone else. I am just happy to have something to write about that doesn’t include bodily secretions or bladder issues!