Best quote from last night
Anyone going to a family Christmas party knows to look out for anything…
“I can spot a pregnant cow anywhere [looking strait at me]” – Person I Will Not Name Because He Claims He Didn’t Mean It That Way, And I Know He Didn’t, But I Still Must Share With the Internet
Also, a favorite from last week’s graduation festivities…
“Get this girl a shot!”
“Yeah, a shot of aborted fetus!”
No, I’m not kidding. Someone actually said that to me. And it was followed by 2 million apologies and late night text messages cursing Budwiser and how it makes this certain fellow act. The best part is, I don’t take offense to these remarks as much as everyone else. I am just happy to have something to write about that doesn’t include bodily secretions or bladder issues!
Just wanted to say hello, this past week has been crazy. I was supposed to work today, but with it snowing for 24 hours straight and getting about 7 inches of snow I decided to not go back to L-town until tomorrow morning. Work is pissed, but I value my life over any job! Just wanted to say I love you! Peace
Well its a good thing he apologized 2 Million times because 1 Million would not have been nearly enough.
I’m glad you are documenting all these wonderful moments for you to look back on in 20 years when your child is a sophomore in college and you are coping with empty nest syndrome…..
It wasn’t me, just to clear things up a bit.