The Belly Exposed (27 weeks)

generic cialisOK, here it is…trust me, it’s much larger in person. And more charming.

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Notice that sexy chick from one of Trent’s video games giving me the evil eye. She must be so jealous of the belly. I get looks like that all of the time. Don’tcha wish you had a belly like me?

My First Mistake (well…maybe not my first)

Watching Grey’s Anatomy whist carrying a child, therefore causing all normal human emotion to explode out of my ears! Trent bought the first season on DVD and I was so enthralled by Dr. McDreamy and how cute and sweet he used to be back before he screwed Meredith over by choosing his snotty ex-wife over her. I found myself screaming at the TV, don’t do it Meredith! He may love you and may be sweet underneath his husbandly exterior, but he is a waffling idiot who will never make up his mind!

Plus, before all of this Dr. McDreamy crap he had to PAY a cheerleader to date him. And he was related to Candace Bergen. Not sounding so hot anymore, huh?

Who am I kidding, of course he’s still hot. And they just need to be together! And Meredith needs to stop humping GEORGE! WHY IS SHE HUMPING GEORGE! When I was in Vegas, I was very concerned about missing Grey’s, so I attempted to stay awake by taking a lovely bath in a HUGE tub. Staying at the Mandalay Bay does have advantages, even if the tub was made for two and I was only sharing it with my giant, hulking belly. Anyhow, this bath actually put me to sleep and I woke up with the TV on and MEREDITH TAKING OFF GEORGE’S SHIRT! Why! Why!

Crap. What am I going to do tonight if Drew falls and that slutty Stacy wins it all? I may just implode. Or have to turn off the TV.

Viva Las Vegas

Ahh, the joys of a mental breakdown. The pressure at work and home has finally started to explode out of all of the holes in my head (eyes, ears, nose, etc.) and everyone had better step out of the way to avoid flying debris. Today, after a bit of exploding this morning, I headed out to Las Vegas for work. I’ve never been to Vegas, and honestly didn’t think my first trip would be for work while pregnant. Kind of takes the fun out of all of it. At least I have cable, though.

Tonight my boss wants to drive around the strip and *hopefully* eat something, somewhere. Tomorrow is the big presentation and Monday I head home. I’m already getting very excited for next weekend when all of this will be over and I can hopefully get some sleep!

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