OK, so I know that I’ve bitched alot about this pregnancy on this website. I also know that everyone else is aware that I AM EXCITED about having this baby and everything else that comes with it.
But this is getting fucking ridiculous:
3 nights without sleeping (unless you count doozing for about 30 to 40 minutes, then getting up to attempt to poop, then laying back down again as “sleeping”)
Insane belly pains, diagnosed by my doctor as gas. Seriously, if this is gas, I am fucking screwed when it comes to this labor stuff. I wonder if they will give you an epidural for gas.
Finally getting some meds for the never ending, 2-day long gas bubble, only for the gas to turn into a lovely array of diarrhea and vomiting. Usually at the same time.
Forcing myself to go to work because even if I stayed home there is some electrician man there all day and I just wouldn’t feel right pooping/puking/attempting to sleep while he is messing around with our wiring.
Actually deciding I could try and eat a PBJ sandwich, so I run home to get one. I get halfway around the block from my work and I have to turn back to poop.
Boo.
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Listen here you little newb piece of shit. Why don’t you stop playing around before you get yourself trouble. You are obviously some stupid kid connecting from the Anchorage School District in Alaska. Don’t make me track your real name down and come up to kick your ass.. or maybe I’ll just tell your SysAdmin. You know this could be considered a Crime and schools are serious about crime these days! So stop hoping from one computer to another in your school’s PC lab. Step up and use your own box at home. Then you’ll see what happens. Punk Bitch.
-Trent
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It becomes plainly obvious it’s going to be a long week when not only are you out of underwear, but there are dishes all over the living room floor. Some of them have orange peals in them, while others have tasty noodles. And the poor dog just sits and stares at them all day, waiting for permission to feast!
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Countdown to Birthing
/0 Comments/in Pregnancy /by MeganOK, so I know that I’ve bitched alot about this pregnancy on this website. I also know that everyone else is aware that I AM EXCITED about having this baby and everything else that comes with it.
But this is getting fucking ridiculous:
3 nights without sleeping (unless you count doozing for about 30 to 40 minutes, then getting up to attempt to poop, then laying back down again as “sleeping”)
Insane belly pains, diagnosed by my doctor as gas. Seriously, if this is gas, I am fucking screwed when it comes to this labor stuff. I wonder if they will give you an epidural for gas.
Finally getting some meds for the never ending, 2-day long gas bubble, only for the gas to turn into a lovely array of diarrhea and vomiting. Usually at the same time.
Forcing myself to go to work because even if I stayed home there is some electrician man there all day and I just wouldn’t feel right pooping/puking/attempting to sleep while he is messing around with our wiring.
Actually deciding I could try and eat a PBJ sandwich, so I run home to get one. I get halfway around the block from my work and I have to turn back to poop.
Boo.
Little Spam King
/1 Comment/in Trent /by MeganListen here you little newb piece of shit. Why don’t you stop playing around before you get yourself trouble. You are obviously some stupid kid connecting from the Anchorage School District in Alaska. Don’t make me track your real name down and come up to kick your ass.. or maybe I’ll just tell your SysAdmin. You know this could be considered a Crime and schools are serious about crime these days! So stop hoping from one computer to another in your school’s PC lab. Step up and use your own box at home. Then you’ll see what happens. Punk Bitch.
-Trent
It’s only TUESDAY?
/2 Comments/in Blond /by MeganIt becomes plainly obvious it’s going to be a long week when not only are you out of underwear, but there are dishes all over the living room floor. Some of them have orange peals in them, while others have tasty noodles. And the poor dog just sits and stares at them all day, waiting for permission to feast!