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To: Trent
Fron: Megan
Subj: CNN Article

Men want hot women, study confirms
Who would’ve guessed? This explains a lot, I think. Click here to view article.

To: Megan
From: Trent
Subj: Re: CNN Article

Men want women who cook dinner and give blowjobs, study confirms
Who would’ve guessed? This explains a lot, I think.

Trent

10 Years Ago

We’re currently having some online issues at Crazy Bananas headquarters, least of all is my inability to alter pictures because of a loss of a certain photo software (R.I.P. Photoshop CS3), which is why there haven’t been any photos up here lately. And why the most recent photo icons at the left of this page are from a month ago. Here at Crazy Bananas, we tend to live in the past.

To further illustrate that fact, and because I really can’t do anything else with my lack of Internet connectivity (seriously, when I can’t even get to Google, we’ve got issues!), here are some lovely pictures passed on to me by Rebecca (yes, that Rebecca) from my 9th grade drama class. More photographic proof that I was, truly, the most awesome 14-year-old on the planet.

Here are my drama classmates and I in full costume for our performance of a Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Drama Class the Third
I was Helena, the cheerleader. Yes, apparently Shakepeare intended this character to be a cheerleader. Obviously. Rebecca (on the left) starred as Hermia, and we’re not sure what she was supposed to be. We think maybe she was supposed to be a catholic school girl or something…but it’s hard to tell. Lily, in the blue shirt, played Lysander, a male character. You can tell because she’s holding a hat in her hand. Our wardrobe department was truly innovative.

Here’s the whole class in front of our set, a giant, construction paper tree. Again, truly innovative.
Drama Class Again

Here I am displaying my constant need for attention. I think I was attempting to look attractive. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?
Drama Class
Small sidenote: The guy next to me came out as gay later in high school. I know, it is hard to believe after seeing my seductive pose he decided he didn’t like women. I’m as dumbfounded as you are.

Thanks Rebecca! Have I mentioned that I hate you?
Drama Class times 4

Space Camp Thursday – Vacation Addition

It’s almost the last holiday of the summer and to celebrate, I’m taking a whole four days off from this blog. Yup. Four whole days.

While I’m sure you will all be just miserable without my daily commentary, I haven’t taken much time off from this online spew-fest since the big redesign of Spring ’07, and I need some time to recharge those creative juices. Also, I’m going to be at a farm and a lake without much Internet access, but plenty of beer. Which means I’ll be sitting out on the porch getting sunburned while grandparents watch Lu, leaving little time to update this here blog (I’m practicing my country accent for the trip, sounds good, huh?).

If you’re bored, try clicking here. Or here. Or here. Or, if you must, even here.

So, I’m off.

Off and Away

Godspeed.

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