Why I don’t try

Fortune cookie from yesterday:

“You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.

Thank God. Now I can quit all these events and organizations and just sit on my ass in front of the TV drinking entire bottles of vodka…wait…that’s already me. It’s like I already knew what my fortune would be. Meet Megan: Self-Proclaimed Psychic and All-Around Social Butterfly.

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  1. lindsey
    lindsey says:

    Hi meg, i was bored in the library waiting for class so i thought i would check you site. How is work really??? and why the hell were you there till midnight??? sorry, didn’t really feel i could email this to your germinder address. exciting news, i’m going to see the ocean today!

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