Wherein I ridicule Tom Cruise to break the tension.

I have noticed some of the last few articles on this blog (Articles! Ha! Yes, these are most definetely serious pieces of Journalism) are pretty damn depressing. Now, I have every right to be pretty damn depressed (see past few blogs of fire), but the time for nervous laughter has come!

“Let’s face it, women have a lot of mental problems in general. They’re always saying ‘I’m depressed, I lack energy, I can’t pay attention. I fear social situations. I’m tired of living this lie.’ …Bitches are stupid. I say that with love and understanding.”