The Mara Gets a Little Older
Tomorrow my faithful reader The Mara turns 24-years-old. In honor of this big birthday, I thought I’d write a little poem, lymric you might say, to accompany some images of dear, sweet The Mara.
When we met, we were young and dumb,
partying through the night.
You always had the cutest haircuts,
your hair even used to be light.
We’d go out in Manhattan all of the time,
especially on holidays.
We’d drink so much, get sick sometimes,
laughing all the way.
Your tongue, my dear, is so very long,
you love to stick it out.
When we get famous I’ll sell these pictures to E!
you will probably scream and shout.
You a great Auntie to my little one,
even though you were scared she’d be hairy.
She loves you to death, laughs when she sees you,
even though you can sometimes be scary.
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo,
you look like a monkey and you smell like one too.
The. End.
You made me cry!! Thank you my dear and I can’t wait to hang out with you tomorrow : )
I am so jealous. I want to go to Lawrence to see MARA!!
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