Leaving on a Jet Plane

Tomorrow morning (way to damn early, I might add) I will be boarding an airplane with my lovely spawn, bound for sunshine. And this particular sunshine won’t disappear after two days and become snow, like it does here in Kansas. I’ll be in Tampa, Florida, probably spending my days at the pool or beach, and spending my evenings drinking vodka with my mother while soaking up all the aloe vera within a three mile radius.

Sidenote: When my wonderful friend Abbie called me Megan Cullen, she wasn’t kidding. Those who are so pale they could be mistaken for vampires really shouldn’t visit the beach without a tub of aloe ready and waiting for them at home.

Okay, done with the Twilight references now. Sorry.

I can’t imagine my internet access will be all that good, considering my mother still uses video tapes instead of DVDs (They’re cheaper! They don’t scratch! They’re easier to use!), and though she technically has wireless, it is rarely up and running. If you’re really dying to know what I’m up to, you can follow my Twitter feed here or at the bottom of the left column of the homepage. I’ll try to post pictures there too, that is, if my texting finger can still work my camera phone after all the sun exposure.