Killing me or Taking one for the team
“I just don’t understand.”
“What?”
“I mean, how could anyone be so mean? How could she try to steal that woman’s fiance?”
“It’s a movie, she’s not real.”
“I know, but still. Why would anyone watch this? I guess they just like her…”
“Julia Roberts is likable. Plus, it’s just a movie.”
“I KNOW THAT.”
“OK, then it’s not a big deal.”
“Well, I think you should let Lucy sleep on her stomach.”
“What does that have to do with this movie?”
“I’m just saying. You know her head’s going to be flat. And your back probably hurts because of that epidural.”
“No, I think my back hurts because I just gave birth and now I’m carrying around a 11 pound baby everywhere I go. Plus, the epidural was worth it.”
“I think you would’ve been fine, it just slowed down your labor. And you shouldn’t swaddle her. She’s too big for that now.”
“Yes, mother.”
Just keep remembering that you get to spend more time with your gorgeous baby! Blow the words that come out of the crazy ones mouth out of your head and love the baby!!!
Just when you thought being pregnant got you more advice than you would ever want, you have the baby and suddenly everyone’s an expert! Don’t worry, it does get better as they get older…I think…:)