Inappropriate My Left Breast!

Me: I’m starting to freak out a bit because my insurance runs out next Tuesday. Birth control is going to be double what it is now.

Mikayla: You should go to planned parenthood. It’s so cheap there, and you don’t even have to get a PAP.

Me: Seriously? I haven’t been to government sponsored doctors since high school. It kinda weirds me out.

Mikayla: I have an extra one if you want it just for this month.

Me: Thanks, that sounds great. I just hate going for that kind of doctor appointment.

Mikayla: But, really! You don’t have to get a PAP! Just a short examination. It’s great.

Please note during this entire conversation Trent and Heath were sitting uncomfortably in their seats, and didn’t say a word. I can’t imagine why! I mean, we were just sitting in a very public place drinking beers and talking about different forms of birth control! Doesn’t everyone do that?

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2 replies
  1. Mikayla
    Mikayla says:

    Yes it is very normal. In fact today over lunch at work, the big corporation that is internationally known, we were talking about how to potty train kids:

    Vice President: I just sat my kids down at 15 months on the pot and started making grunting noises to encourage them to push. They were trained by 20 months.

    Consultant: I don’t like to have to encourage my kids to pee, I don’t like saying “come on, do it for daddy” so we just left the diapers on until they decided they didn’t want to wear them.

    overheard in the office vs. overheard at volleyball

  2. The Mara
    The Mara says:

    Listen here Megan Spooner…I want funny things to come here and read! There are funny things of course..but not on a regular basis. I want new post EVERYDAY! I do not have a life and would like to laugh at you and yours…so please take this suggestion and give me a reason to check the site everyday!



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