Me: I’m starting to freak out a bit because my insurance runs out next Tuesday. Birth control is going to be double what it is now.
Mikayla: You should go to planned parenthood. It’s so cheap there, and you don’t even have to get a PAP.
Me: Seriously? I haven’t been to government sponsored doctors since high school. It kinda weirds me out.
Mikayla: I have an extra one if you want it just for this month.
Me: Thanks, that sounds great. I just hate going for that kind of doctor appointment.
Mikayla: But, really! You don’t have to get a PAP! Just a short examination. It’s great.
Please note during this entire conversation Trent and Heath were sitting uncomfortably in their seats, and didn’t say a word. I can’t imagine why! I mean, we were just sitting in a very public place drinking beers and talking about different forms of birth control! Doesn’t everyone do that?