Today I turn 24 years old. I’m not sure what else to say about it except, damn, I feel old. I know that 24 isn’t that old, but when your 3 month old baby is screaming in the other room, you feel much older. I think if you have a kid you should tack on 5 years to your actual age. So happy 29th to me!
In all seriousness, thanks to everyone who has supported me this past year. It was a week after my birthday last year that I found out I was pregnant, and so many people have been so great and have kept me going. You know who you are, and I love you guys.
OK, now in absolutely no seriousness, I am posting the infamous pictures from my girls-night birthday celebration. Keep in mind that my baby had been picketing my boobs the whole week and I was very much in need of a release. This came in the form of much too many drinks. After the many drinks I seemed to think it was HILARIOUS to make Mara feel as uncomfortable as possible by giving her an hour long lap dance. Didn’t realize it was making the entire bar feel uncomfortable as well. Also, I feel the need to forewarn people, my boobs are HUGE. Almost pornographic in these photos. I can blame this on the fact that all of my bras are now too small and I was wearing one of Mara’s boob-shirts because it hid my post-baby belly. Unfortunately, I didn’t really realize how much of my boobs was showing until I saw these pics. Oh geez.