Happy Birthday Abbs!
Yes, I know today isn’t actually Abbie’s birthday, but today is the day of celebration, so I thought it’d be a good day to write about her. Now what can I say that will explain the vast, complicated creature that is one of my best friends? Well, she has a knack for telling bad jokes, she sings whether or not it is requested and she enjoys talking about her boobs, her ass and any “zits” she may have (the random quotes are to indicate her idea of a zit is a freckle, which is entirely annoying to those of us who do have HUGE volcanos on our faces). She has a pup that pees on her daily, she’s always sick and she is TOTALLY the man of the house (sorry Luke, but you know she’s the boss).
I can’t adequately describe her in words…but I can embarrass her in pictures.
Happy Birthday Abbs! Have fun being old!
That is a giant… thing… you’re shoving in your mouth abbs. Luke, jealous?
Abbs is the coolest girl I know who is so deserving of this wonderful tribute on this great website. Please continue to comment on how wonderful she is. And hell yes, she is the boss of the house.