Weekly Link O’fun!
I love it when those rich celebrities get pregnant and steal my thunder, just to be lampooned on the Internet gossip pages!
Another One Bites the Dust
I swear. It’s never ending. Welcome to Hollywood, where the sperm flows like wine and a condom is ne’er to be found.
In case you are wondering, I do have a very important job that involves lots of important work and importantness. I just take the time to enjoy the finer things. Sue me.
Apologies for the intense hyperlinking as of late. Apparently obsessive conpulsive behavior is another side-effect of pregnancy. Along with shooting lasers out of my eyes and destroying any sense of an intimate moment with uncontrolable flatulance.
For Mara
I don’t usually post the celebrity gossip, as I’m just not witty or in tune enough since I lack the resources of E! Entertainment Television or VH1, but today I can’t help myself. All of these damn stars are getting fucking pregnant! It’s like they heard, “Hey, that incredibly, talented Megan from Kansas got pregnant, I should too! Oh, and did you hear she was almost chosen for cycle 4 of America’s Next Top Model, but Tyra thought she was too much of a threat?”
I mean first her, then her, now HER! Seriously, are condoms going extinct! Thank goodness for Pink, or I would never know what’s going on.
oh. fuck.
I can’t believe it’s happening again…
Seriously, does it ever end. When will Mother Nature remove whatever obstruction is apparently blocking her rectum and give us a FUCKING BREAK! And if that obstruction is spilled oil or pollution, please have mercy…even if it is our fault.
