Happy Anniversary

Yesterday was the one month anniversary of Trent and I jumping into the snake pit. So far, save the obvious fights about fishing reel loaders as gifts and fat pants, we seem to be handling the marriage stuff pretty well. Trent comes home every day with another “warning” that guys at work gave him about married life, I respond with a comment about how his friends at work must be douche-bags with boring-ass wives if they would talk so much crap. Or else they are still in the closet. See, I’m very open to other people’s opinions on marriage. As long as they don’t piss me off, then they’re just pure crap.

So today at work, in remembrance of our big day, I actually brought my iPod which hasn’t been touched since the reception. All the playlists are still from the wedding (ranging from Lyle Lovett, The Barenaked Ladies, Coldplay, Radiohead, The Fugees, Sinatra, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, and, of course, Justin Timberlake, to name a few) and I’m realizing we actually had a pretty cool reception. And now the song “Forever” by Ben Harper (our first dance) makes me tear up a bit. Actually, it may be because I tear up a bit at anything, even the dancing baby on the Internet that popped up and told me that according to some ancient Chinese formula I was having a girl…

Anyway, happy anniversary to us! And like Frank says, “It’s no good unless they love you all the way.” I’m so lucky to have someone who loves me all the way, every day.

Another gross symptom

Bleeding gums. Did anyone else know that I’d be spewing blood while brushing my teeth? If so, why didn’t anyone warn me?!

Why do I do these things to myself

Today, I left the house wearing….brace yourself….a headband. Yes, a headband. Like the one I wore in 1993 to my school’s picture day. I look ridiculous. This morning, in all of the snowy goodness, I just did not feel like jumping in the shower and freezing my ass off. And I knew I wasn’t going to have time to dry my hair, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to go to work in a foot of snow with wet hair!!! So, I looked in my hair accessories basket (yes, I have a hair accesories basket, no it is not alphabetically ordered) and found this black headband-thing. I thought, hey, it’s not that bad. I have to wear a hat anyway, so I’ll have weird hair no matter what.

I was right. Beyond right. Not only do I look weird, I look LIKE AN IDIOT. CIRCA 1993! All I need is some pink leggings and a large polka-dotted shirt and I could be on 90210!

Not only that, but I have a really bad headache, which I think is being caused by the headband. Either it is too small, or my head is too big. Or possibly both. I’m going with Option C.

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