I love it when those rich celebrities get pregnant and steal my thunder, just to be lampooned on the Internet gossip pages!
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A car breaks down on one of the busiest streets in the city. A big-ass pregnant girl gets out and attempts to push the car into the closest parking lot. In heels. Then, to the rescue, employees from Office Depot, the store to which the parking lot is adjacent, come running out of the store. Nametags and blue smocks flapping in the wind. They push the car into a parking space, and then wish the pregnant girl luck in getting it fixed.
The pregnant girl in the high heels realizes her gas gauge is broken. Maybe that’s the problem! She grabs her purse and walks 4 blocks, in high heels, to the nearest gas station. She buys a gallon gas container and a king size Three Musketeers. She fills the container with gas, and then heads back to the Office Depot, spilling gas all over her jeans, purse and high heeled shoes, but manages to save the Three Musketeers bar. She fills her tank with the gallon of gas. And, after an hour, she finally gets her car back on the road.
And I still can’t get the smell of gasoline out of my nose! My baby is going to come out smelling like petroleum.
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By now, everyone knows I have a few websites that I surf almost daily, and when I find something good I post links on this page. I try not to do it too often because it makes me feel like a copycat and a lazy bastard who can’t think of anything interesting to write myself. True.
So through Blurb, Dooce, leahpeah, and all of the other sites I read almost fanatically, I’ve found The Daily Mumps. I think it’s preparing me for child-raising more than birthing classes and What to Expect When You’re Expecting…
Weekly Link O’fun!
/1 Comment/in World /by MeganI love it when those rich celebrities get pregnant and steal my thunder, just to be lampooned on the Internet gossip pages!
Straight Out of a Woody Allen Script
/4 Comments/in Blond, Pregnancy /by MeganA car breaks down on one of the busiest streets in the city. A big-ass pregnant girl gets out and attempts to push the car into the closest parking lot. In heels. Then, to the rescue, employees from Office Depot, the store to which the parking lot is adjacent, come running out of the store. Nametags and blue smocks flapping in the wind. They push the car into a parking space, and then wish the pregnant girl luck in getting it fixed.
The pregnant girl in the high heels realizes her gas gauge is broken. Maybe that’s the problem! She grabs her purse and walks 4 blocks, in high heels, to the nearest gas station. She buys a gallon gas container and a king size Three Musketeers. She fills the container with gas, and then heads back to the Office Depot, spilling gas all over her jeans, purse and high heeled shoes, but manages to save the Three Musketeers bar. She fills her tank with the gallon of gas. And, after an hour, she finally gets her car back on the road.
And I still can’t get the smell of gasoline out of my nose! My baby is going to come out smelling like petroleum.
A Daily Dose of Funny
/4 Comments/in Blond /by MeganBy now, everyone knows I have a few websites that I surf almost daily, and when I find something good I post links on this page. I try not to do it too often because it makes me feel like a copycat and a lazy bastard who can’t think of anything interesting to write myself. True.
So through Blurb, Dooce, leahpeah, and all of the other sites I read almost fanatically, I’ve found The Daily Mumps. I think it’s preparing me for child-raising more than birthing classes and What to Expect When You’re Expecting…
Some favorites:
The eyes are up here pal…
Children are needy…
Three things to say to Milton when his snowman melts…
We warned her…
Tough love…