1 Bacon, egg and cheese buscuit from McD’s
1 Dr. Pepper
1/2 Bag of Starburst jellybeans
1 Slice of three-day-old birthday cake
This is going to be one hyperactive, sugar-coated child.
P.S. We’ve opened comments temporarily. If you abuse, I will turn them off again and require everyone to register with Typekey. And I know you all don’t want to register with “The Man.” So don’t abuse. Or call anyone the b-word, p-word, or s-word. Unless you are talking about my mother who has now let me know that she WILL be in the delivery room whether I like it or not. Boy, is she in for an unpleasant surprise when the most bad-ass baby-deliverer on the planet, Pam, tells her to fuck off and get out of the room before we have to call security. It’ll be like our own special episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
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Breakfast of Champions
/0 Comments/in Pregnancy /by Megan1 Bacon, egg and cheese buscuit from McD’s
1 Dr. Pepper
1/2 Bag of Starburst jellybeans
1 Slice of three-day-old birthday cake
This is going to be one hyperactive, sugar-coated child.
P.S. We’ve opened comments temporarily. If you abuse, I will turn them off again and require everyone to register with Typekey. And I know you all don’t want to register with “The Man.” So don’t abuse. Or call anyone the b-word, p-word, or s-word. Unless you are talking about my mother who has now let me know that she WILL be in the delivery room whether I like it or not. Boy, is she in for an unpleasant surprise when the most bad-ass baby-deliverer on the planet, Pam, tells her to fuck off and get out of the room before we have to call security. It’ll be like our own special episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
Holy Hell
/2 Comments/in World /by MeganOkay, I want to make it perfectly clear, NO ONE IS TO GET INTO A FIGHT AT THE BABY SHOWER. Unless, of course, there is Jell-O wrestling. Which is a staple of a good baby shower.
Good Oral Hygiene
/0 Comments/in World /by MeganWhist perusing one of my favorite gossip sites (and learning that Chad Micheal Murray is one slick bastard) I saw this ad.
A date with Fabio! I may just start flossing and brushing three times a day! And start actually visiting the dentist!