Teething baby + photo shoot, not a good combo

Today Grandma Cindy and I took Lucy Lu to get her first professional photos, and she showed me that no, she does not want to be a professional baby model. We did get some cute shots, well, like four of them, but the ones I’m posting below pretty much sum up the experience.

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In the second one, you may not be able to see the pained look on her face, but if you look closely, you may be able to make out some of the tears.

Come on, seriously!

Today is my birthday. Well, OK, not really my birthday, but it is the day I am going out with some girlfriends to celebrate my birthday, which is actually next Wednesday. And the law of God damn Murphy is kicking my ass! The baby, who has been doing pretty good the last few days, is again crabby, pissy and an all-around pain in my ass. She-who-would-not-stop-screaming finally seemed to calm down a bit once I put her down for a nap. Then a sound shook the whole house. Holy crap, is someone dropping a bomb on Kansas City. Did the terrorists decided this is the next front in their jihad.

Nope, just the damn KC air show that decided to fly over my house ALL AFTERNOON! Babies do not like when airplanes fly over their house and do flips in the air and shake their cribs with all of the freaking noise! So instead of getting some much needed rest, Lucy cried for two hours. And now, she is just such a joy. So I decided to put her down for another nap. And right after I put her down, what happened?

The plane! The plane!

You’ve got to be kidding me…

Email from my husband…the dork

This is what happens when you marry an uber-geek! You get emails like this one:

Looks like we are 5 times more likely to die from hernia than terrorism. Homeland security = 2389834 billion dollars and the fight against Hernia = 0$!!! Oh the fear, we must construct a Department of Homeland Hernia Defense Department and invade a Hernia-kapakastan because they have links to Osama-Bin-Hernia and Weapons of Mass Herinaism. ok I got to get to work.

Le swoon, le sigh. Geeks are hot.

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