I know, I know

He’s 19, but so hot! So leave me alone, I’m allowed to have a boy-crush on a kid who sings, dances and has fabulous hair!

hot

Oh, to be a teenager again! And yes, obviously he is too young for me. And obviously I am married and have a kid. But we can all have lists, right? Trent has a list, why can’t I?! And why can’t my list have a 19-year-old in it. I’ve always thought of myself as a bit of a cougar. And he even says, “older women appreciate my eyes.” They do, indeed.

Twins, and attempting to use new software

This is nothing but a post so I can attempt to figure out my new publishing software. I know, you were hoping for some snarky commentary or an in-depth conversation about zac efron (trust me, it’s coming, my boy crush *swoon*), but for now, here is a picture of my kid with my babysitter’s kid. People think they’re twins because they both have the same hair color and blue eyes. Except since my child feels the need to rip out her hair in some sort of rebelious coup against the “man,” she’s balding a bit.

Here they are eating crackers:

Twins

And here is Lucy stealing other kids’ toys:

Theif

Such a little theif. Notice how the other babies are just looking at the moms like, um, excuse me, this BIATCH is taking my toy!

OK, that first picture is massive, some tweaking needs to occur. Fear not, loyal readers! I’m working on it. I am! I swear! Just not this second.

UPDATE: After a slight technological glitch and some firm banging on my computer with a large mallet, things seem to look OK. Let me know if you notice any other strange goings-on.

Hi, I’m blonde

Yesterday I asked the resident web-nerd if he was EVER intending on fixing my website or if he was just going to sit around on his butt playing Nintendo Wii and picking his nose. He informed me that he had already migrated my site a week ago, but thanks for the consideration and DAMN, isn’t he a lucky man to have such a sweet, loving wife.

So, again, hello my faithful readers. I hope you are all reading this and not being retarded like me and spending time over at this site (ugly, isn’t it). I must go as my cable TV seems to be canceled, but for some reason we still get the We channel (aka Vagina TV) and SoapNet and I’m trying to figure out if Felicity is really visiting from the future or if she’s effing crazy.

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