Remember when I gained 25lbs in 3 months?

You should, it was well documented on this site. I was in Italy and afraid I would never again get the chance to eat gelato with reckless abandon, so I ate 3 delicious ice cream treats each day to make up for it. And I ballooned. It was truly frightening.

Since then, I’ve “tried” to be a little better about my obession with sweets, ice cream in particular. I’ve cut down quite a bit, I think. My husband would disagree. But he also owns a Quake t-shirt and used to attend LAN “parties” in old warehouses, so, really, who is he to question me?

So yesterday, when I checked my work email in Iowa and saw that we were having an ice cream social at my work (yes, I work at one of those places that has random ice cream socials), I didn’t curse or scream or throw a fit because I was out of the office. But when I got in today and received an email about how there was leftover ice cream in the upstairs kitchen, I tried to stay away. I succeeded until about 8:30 a.m. Then I ate this:

Stomach Ache

And now, I may vomit.

Out of Office:

So, I’m traveling today for work and don’t really have anything to post. In honor of my former co-workers, who’ve been gravely neglected lately, I’m posting this You Tube video called LOLCATS (sorry, current co-workers who can’t view this).

Boy, do I miss public relations and marketing for felines.

I hope you sense the sarcasm. Or else you may think I’m kidding. But I’m not. Seriously, I’m not.

Overheard Over the Weekend (i.e. Why I have issues with food)

“Do not eat those, they expired in 2005!”

“They were frozen, you can eat meat that’s been frozen, even if it’s expired”

“OK, maybe, but not if it’s 2 years expired and those are hot dogs, not exactly the nicest meat.”

“Fine. You don’t eat them.”

    [Later that day]

“I don’t think the hot dogs were good. They didn’t taste rotten, just watery.”

“[Gag]”

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