A Birthday Haiku

Today is my best friend Mara’s birthday, and in honor of her big day (and because I just bought her a graduation present), in lieu of a gift, I have decided to glorify her with a poem. Specifically, a well-thought-out haiku:

Team Edward and Team Ronald
you are such a goof
twenty-six will be awesome

Please, please, stop applauding. I know, you didn’t realize my talents stretched into the world of incredible poetry. Well, now you know.

(If you’re on Twitter, wish Miss Mara a happy day yourself here! It’s also photographer extraordinaire [and fellow mother of a Tasmanian child] Nicole’s birthday! Wish her happy birthday here or here. I think I’ll go eat some cake now. You know, for solidarity.)