The one with the ceramic angel

Baby Girl Angel.jpg

A gift for our baby daughter from the CEO of QVC. It should be noted that the “Baby Girl” necklace was the last one of its kind at the Dollar General Store located in the parking lot next to the Golden Acres retirement home. This is obviously a hot commodity as, according to our inside source that runs a major home shopping corperation, it was THE LAST ONE IN THE STORE. She was going to keep it for herself, but decided in the end to sacrifice for her future grandchild. She did, however, make it known if I don’t like it, I should put it in a stamped envelope and send it back to her via U.S. mail, as she would like it back.

What the hell is going on!

OK, so last night being very sleepy and grumpy I wrote a very large entry with a lovely photo of a ceramic angel wearing a “Baby Girl” necklace.

Question: Where the FUCK IS IT?!

I must have preveiwed the entry and not saved it (?) though I’m not really sure. I swear, it was very amusing. I guess I’ll just re-post tonight.

Apologies.

Another One Bites the Dust

I swear. It’s never ending. Welcome to Hollywood, where the sperm flows like wine and a condom is ne’er to be found.

In case you are wondering, I do have a very important job that involves lots of important work and importantness. I just take the time to enjoy the finer things. Sue me.

Apologies for the intense hyperlinking as of late. Apparently obsessive conpulsive behavior is another side-effect of pregnancy. Along with shooting lasers out of my eyes and destroying any sense of an intimate moment with uncontrolable flatulance.

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