This was taken right before we explained to Lucy that our road trip would not consist of going to any outdoor festivals or partaking in smoking of any illegal substances. She was understandably disappointed.
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This past weekend we packed up the car, loaded the dog and the baby, and headed off for our first family road trip. Guess where? Manhattan, of course. We went back for my friend Abbie’s bachelorette party, so I could surprise the bride to be. I’d say the surprise worked, especially when she came running up to my car screaming while I was breastfeeding under what then became known as the breastfeeding tree.
That’s how things come around full circle. I used to get drunk and fall asleep next to trees, now I can be found breastfeeding underneath them…
So, my boobs are officially planning to take over the universe. I wouldn’t be surprised if my boobs are now on a terrorist watch list and I, being attached to them, will never be able to get through airport security again. I really didn’t think they were that huge, until I had to try on a bridesmaid dress for a certain wedding. My boobs fit into this dress (or should I say did NOT fit into this dress) in the same way that Brittany Spears’ boobs did not fit into the shirt she wore in her oh-so-serious Dateline interview last night. In fact, I think Matt Lauer should interview me about my boobs and the lack of privacy I have been experiencing since the birth of my celebrity baby. Or maybe he could interview me on the seven different types of poop that come out of my baby. Yes, SEVEN. This is strange considering she only eats one type of food (from my famous boobs) 17 times a day…
Baby Dead Head
/1 Comment/in Lucy /by MeganThis was taken right before we explained to Lucy that our road trip would not consist of going to any outdoor festivals or partaking in smoking of any illegal substances. She was understandably disappointed.
Road Trip
/2 Comments/in Family /by MeganThis past weekend we packed up the car, loaded the dog and the baby, and headed off for our first family road trip. Guess where? Manhattan, of course. We went back for my friend Abbie’s bachelorette party, so I could surprise the bride to be. I’d say the surprise worked, especially when she came running up to my car screaming while I was breastfeeding under what then became known as the breastfeeding tree.
That’s how things come around full circle. I used to get drunk and fall asleep next to trees, now I can be found breastfeeding underneath them…
My Lumps
/0 Comments/in Blond /by MeganSo, my boobs are officially planning to take over the universe. I wouldn’t be surprised if my boobs are now on a terrorist watch list and I, being attached to them, will never be able to get through airport security again. I really didn’t think they were that huge, until I had to try on a bridesmaid dress for a certain wedding. My boobs fit into this dress (or should I say did NOT fit into this dress) in the same way that Brittany Spears’ boobs did not fit into the shirt she wore in her oh-so-serious Dateline interview last night. In fact, I think Matt Lauer should interview me about my boobs and the lack of privacy I have been experiencing since the birth of my celebrity baby. Or maybe he could interview me on the seven different types of poop that come out of my baby. Yes, SEVEN. This is strange considering she only eats one type of food (from my famous boobs) 17 times a day…