Because it’s 1:48 a.m. and she won’t go to bed…

Men pee loudly. OH. MY. GOD. Could you pee a little louder? Is it because you aren’t sitting down and masking the sound of the splashing water with your butt? Are you trying to pee that loudly? Whoever designed the male bladder and urination program should be required to have kids, kids who sleep in the room right next to the bathroom and can hear the loud peeing through the vent in the wall.

Sucks

There is nothing sadder than when a mother whose baby has begun streching her nighttime sleep until 4 a.m. wakes up suddenly at 1 a.m. The confusion, the fear, and the long lost hope that one day soon, she just may sleep a full night, flies right out the window. Boo.

My New Toy

I absolutely must stop entering stores and buying polka-dotted items…

But it’s so hard when they package them with such cute little things…

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