Racin’ Baby

New (updated, yes it works now) video of Lucylu rolling across our living room floor into our fireplace. And no, I did not roast the baby…

Music by Cake.

Just so inappropriate!

Today it is snowing. Two days ago it was 70 degrees at night and today the streets are covered in ice and it’s beginning to snow. So I’m spending my snow day stuck inside with a teething baby and catching up on all of my internet reading that I’ve missed out on during the holiday break. And I just had to share this with everyone…so funny…

Yes. Breasts cause people to sink. In fact, women’s breasts are killing people all across the country. How many headlines do we need to see before we take action? “Nursing Mother Kills Twelve at Water Park.” “Local Man Views Nip, Drowns in Slurpee.” “Raised Eyebrows Caused By Breast Feeding Increase Chance of Headaches, Bad Moods, Brain Cancer.” Nursing women are killers, and they must be stopped.

Why

Why do babies have to grow up? And get teeth? And wake up at 3 a.m. crying hysterically because of the pain in their mouths? And not nap because of the pain in their mouths? And act EXTREMELY crabby because of the pain in their mouths?

And why is it sleeting/snowing today? Last night I walked down to the plaza and it was 70 degrees!

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