Steve & Allison’s Wedding, Debauchery Addition
So, where are all of the outakes from the wedding? All of the party pics?
Why, here, of course! In their uncensored, un-Photoshopped glory!
Event #1: Cocktail Hour
What a cute couple!
Wait, something’s different about this one….
OK, this is getting out of hand! We’re not in Arkansas, boys!
What’s a wedding party without inappropriate sibling chest grabbing?
And then the siblings thought their significant others (and Alan, Steve’s brother) felt left out. Poor us. Wait, they have an idea! Let’s take a picture where we all hop on each other’s backs! It will be so awesome! Or not. I’m going with not.
Then it’s time to go home and eat some chicken salad with a ladle. Because that’s how we roll.
Event #2: The Wedding
“I want chicken salad! I want a ladle! I want to dominate the world! Damn the man, save the Empire!”
Event #3: Baby is with the Grandparents, So Let’s Break it Down!
“Eeevery rose has it’s thorn. Just like eeevery night, has it’s daaaa-aaawn. Just like eeevery cowboy, sings a sad sad song. Eeevery rose, has it’s thooorrn.”
Trent busts a move, and almost busts his ass.
They’re break-dance fighting. Practicing to be future contestants on “So You Think You Can Dance.”
It’s, like, 11 o’clock! Party animals! Now, where is my bed?
A rousing rendition of “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany.
“I think we’re alone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone ah-rou-ound.”
Drunk enough to take a photo together, not so drunk that we both can’t look just a little awkward about it.
At the Scott Peters Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really good looking.
Thanks to Erin for all of the great shots!
Weddings, dancing, ladels, booze, chesthair….Oh the good times.
ok – I wasn’t there 🙁 So I have a few concerns….
Photo 1 – What an adorable picture of the two of you!!
Photo 2 – WOW – you are so easily replaced.
Photo 3 – yeah yeah, we have seen Trent and his brother making out plenty of times
Photo 4 – SUPER cute picture since they are step-siblings
Photo 5 – So was Trent too drunk to be able to balance you on his back?
Photo 6 – Does Scott know pictures are forever?
Photo 7 – Lucy says “LOOK AT ALL MY TEETH!”
Photo 8 – Was Lee really doing Kareoke?? He looks so mean!
Photo 9 – Megan – Are you “too good” to dance? Check out Cindy’s face!
Photo 10 – I guess Trent and Lee aren’t too good to dance. Yikes.
Photo 11 – awwwww
Photo 12 – They are standing VERY close to one another – do they have a case of “inverted alcohol space bubble”
Photo 13 – Is this the mom that is so “Hot”
Photo 14 – Is it weird that you and Scott look like a REALLY cute couple?
Photo 15 – This is a classic MySpace profile.
Mikayla-
I didn’t want to get on Trent’s back because I had a skirt on and I was sober.
I think Scott thrives on the fact that pictures are forever. I believe he requested this moment be documented.
Yes, they were really doing kareoke.
No, I am not too good to dance. I’m just dumbfounded by Trent’s dancing after his 10 minute speech about how there was no way he was going to be dancing at this reception.
I’m not sure about the inverted alcohol bubble, but they both like to sing!
Yes, this is the hot mama.
No, but it’s weird how many people have said that after seeing this picture.
Preach on.