Holy Sleeping Baby

Now, I know I never really dished on the weekend of partying. Mostly, this is because I don’t have too much to say about it and I was too damn tired to type. My last big birthday bash was 2 days before I found out I was pregnant and I never really had a bachelorette party because of the fetus that kept crashing the fiesta, so I don’t take these free party nights for granted. Besides, Trent owes me as he is having a bachelor party AT OUR HOUSE! Yes, the baby and I are staying the night elsewhere, but still, he owes me. [Sidenote: Trent is bound to get pissed about me telling the world he’s throwing his baby girl and wife out so his drunken friends can have a place to stay, so my apologies. I’m actually excited to stay somewhere with central air, so I’m not complaining. And Trent is a wonderful father.]

Anyway, the parties were a good time. I must say, I’ve never seen so much double stick tape and table dancing all in one weekend, at least not unless it was on TV. Happy birthday to THE MARA and happy “getting married soon” day to Miss Amber. I’m glad you both decided to keep your tops and bottoms on for the celebration. Sort of.

Both nights I was out baby Lucy got a bit off schedule. I think she wanted to come with me and have a shot of tequilla and was extremely annoyed about her lack of invitation. So she backtracked a bit with the night sleeping. Both nights she was up at 3 a.m. and again at 6 a.m. screaming her ass off. She didn’t seem to understand that Mommy was out late and was tired and grumpy and constipated from Taco Bell. But as I’ve slowly started to recover, so has she, and last night she slept ALL NIGHT LONG. Granted, she woke up once at 2:30ish, but I just wrapped her back up like a burrito and put her back in her crib. Back to baby dreamland!

Now everyone is asking me if I’m finally getting some much-needed rest. Answer, um, kinda. I’m now on this strange clock that wakes me up every two hours with shooting pains in my boobs and the fear that the baby has suffocated in her crib. Why else would she stay there for such a long period of time?! Unless maybe she’s sneaking out late at night and watching the Lindsay Lohan True Hollywood Story on E!