iPhone Home

Today’s the day for all of the crazy Mac fanatics. The iPhone will begin it’s slow world domination tonight at 6 p.m. Although I will not have the chance to get this phone until the day after it becomes completely obsolete due to the creation of the iPhone 2.0, I still thought I’d post this list of iPhone features, just in case one of you is riding the fence on wether or not to take the plunge:

– Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

– Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times

– Takes Polaroids

– When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

– Prominent Apple logo

– Reproduces through asexual budding

– Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

– Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it

I think that pretty much settles it. I wasn’t sure spending $600 on a new phone was a good idea, but then I read about the iPhone hat. I’m sold!

(Via The Onion)

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