Why do people feel the need to offer advice and/or critiques when they are not needed, wanted, or appreciated?! Just because you have owned a dog or your neighbor owned a dog or your cousin’s sister’s baby-sitter’s roommate owned a dog does not mean you are the world’s foremost expert on canines!!! I really don’t care if you think Rott’s are scary and mean. It’s not your dog and you’ve never even seen her, so chill the fuck out! And just because your wife can afford to stay home with your kids/dogs/chickens does not mean that all dogs must be outside all day in order to live a humane life. There are many people on the planet who, heaven forbid, own dogs and…WORK!!! The horror, oh the sadness of it all.

Get over yourself and understand that just because people don’t do it your way doesn’t mean it won’t work. In fact, it seems to be working. And this dog is a helluva lot happier today than she was yesterday stuck in a pen with 20 other dogs. I promise, we’ll take good care of her.

NOTE: These comments are comments that have been building from several comments made by the commenters about topics that drive me BANANAS!!! For example, banning Judy Blume books, shooting every animal that moves, President Dumb-Ass and gay marriage. Sometimes, you just gotta vent.


Anyone who knows me knows I am quite the emotional rollercoster. It’s not that I am bi-polar, though there are several in my family that are and sometimes I can feel myself one step away from it, I just tend to be extremely moody. It probably is my fantastic genetic disposition, but I hate it. For example, yesterday was a fairly normal, uneventful day. For the most part, I was in an excellent mood. My trip to Dallas seemed to re-energize me and I was ready to live with a smile on my face. After work I headed to my sister’s house for a birthday feast and some chocolate cake (you know, the kind with fudge on the bottom…mmmmm….cake), ending the day at belly dancing, where my chocolate cake-filled belly was the star of class. It’s incredible how much a belly can move when it’s full of chocolate cake! Then I just got really grumpy. I don’t know if I was just too full of chocolate cake or if my conversation with an old friend depressed me or if it was because UNC was the National Champ or if its the fact that the vote against gay marriage in Kansas is today and my butt lived 20 yards across the border and I can’t vote (and trust me, we need as many of the votes against this law as we can get), but I turned into this giant pain in the ass! And I’m still grumpy this morning. I’ve even used the word “pussy” excessively today, and I hate that word! And it’s only 9 am!!! No one should use that word this early in the morning, unless you’re still drunk from the night before, in which case it is fully acceptable. Oh, and for even more ridiculous depressing crap click here

I mean seriously, does this crap make sense to anyone??? If this doesn’t make people in Kansas vote today, I don’t know if anything will. I mean, come on!!!

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