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    This Old House

    20060228 20:38

    I am living with the human version of Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Trent has now become the King of Home Renovation. Not only has he patched the holes that were allowing plants to grow inside the house, but he has now redone the floors in the nursery-to-be. Though my baby may come out with three ears from the fumes, the floor looks glorious! No more pink carpet for my offspring!

    I also would like to draw attention to the fact that Trent has an uncanny resemblence to Bob Vila. Totally hot.

    The Belly Exposed (27 weeks)

    20060223 22:55

    OK, here it is…trust me, it’s much larger in person. And more charming.

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    Notice that sexy chick from one of Trent’s video games giving me the evil eye. She must be so jealous of the belly. I get looks like that all of the time. Don’tcha wish you had a belly like me?

    My First Mistake (well…maybe not my first)

    20060223 08:56

    Watching Grey’s Anatomy whist carrying a child, therefore causing all normal human emotion to explode out of my ears! Trent bought the first season on DVD and I was so enthralled by Dr. McDreamy and how cute and sweet he used to be back before he screwed Meredith over by choosing his snotty ex-wife over her. I found myself screaming at the TV, don’t do it Meredith! He may love you and may be sweet underneath his husbandly exterior, but he is a waffling idiot who will never make up his mind!

    Plus, before all of this Dr. McDreamy crap he had to PAY a cheerleader to date him. And he was related to Candace Bergen. Not sounding so hot anymore, huh?

    Who am I kidding, of course he’s still hot. And they just need to be together! And Meredith needs to stop humping GEORGE! WHY IS SHE HUMPING GEORGE! When I was in Vegas, I was very concerned about missing Grey’s, so I attempted to stay awake by taking a lovely bath in a HUGE tub. Staying at the Mandalay Bay does have advantages, even if the tub was made for two and I was only sharing it with my giant, hulking belly. Anyhow, this bath actually put me to sleep and I woke up with the TV on and MEREDITH TAKING OFF GEORGE’S SHIRT! Why! Why!

    Crap. What am I going to do tonight if Drew falls and that slutty Stacy wins it all? I may just implode. Or have to turn off the TV.

    Viva Las Vegas

    20060218 19:55

    Ahh, the joys of a mental breakdown. The pressure at work and home has finally started to explode out of all of the holes in my head (eyes, ears, nose, etc.) and everyone had better step out of the way to avoid flying debris. Today, after a bit of exploding this morning, I headed out to Las Vegas for work. I’ve never been to Vegas, and honestly didn’t think my first trip would be for work while pregnant. Kind of takes the fun out of all of it. At least I have cable, though.

    Tonight my boss wants to drive around the strip and *hopefully* eat something, somewhere. Tomorrow is the big presentation and Monday I head home. I’m already getting very excited for next weekend when all of this will be over and I can hopefully get some sleep!

    V-Day Love Letter

    20060214 06:13

    Dear Bearded Wonder,

    What a year it has been. Yesterday you told me when you first met me, you thought I was the kind of person that would always have unique decorations and artwork on the walls of their home. Apparently you thought I was artsy and creative. Well, first impressions can be deceiving. But I bet you don’t know anyone who can fit 312 framed photographs on four shelves. Now THAT is creativity.

    I bet you also didn’t think you’d be spending a large portion of your life watching reruns of Friends. I’m sure you thought we’d be going to independent movie houses to watch international films with subtitles instead of learning, once again, that Joey really likes sandwiches and Chandler didn’t make the ice dancing team in high school. You put up with my obsession with only a little growling, which I greatly appreciate. I know it’s the most annoying habit, but you let me get away with it. Just like how I never can seem to fully screw the lid on food containers or how I always leave just enough juice in the carton to quench the thirst of a small mouse. You love me, so you let me have my compulsions.

    We’ve changed quite a bit in the past year. Last year at this time, I really wasn’t sure where our paths were leading. I just knew that I loved you, and I hoped it would be enough. We had a fantastic summer: Getting Molly from the shelter, drinking lethal amounts of alcohol at Royals games, moving in to the new house, changing jobs, starting your business, drinking lethal amounts of alcohol on a river [stream] in Arkansas while sporting a neck-coozy and straw hat, playing volleyball and drinking lethal amounts of alcohol on our God-awful rec team, going to concerts. It really was some of the most fun I’ve ever had with you. Perhaps someone up there knew it would be our last truly irresponsible summer and wanted to make sure we took full advantage. I’m glad we did.

    Then there is the serious stuff. The unexpected pregnancy. The decisions that followed. I won’t go in to the scary stuff too much, but it was an amazingly difficult time. And I was inspired daily by your attitude and your positive outlook on our situation. You’ve always looked for an answer to our problems, which always seemed to lead to a solution. Even if that solution is to get the damn woman some cheesecake before her eyes melt into the back of her head!

    You’ve helped me get through the past year with humor and grace, and I’m so excited for this year. 2006 is “The Year of the Bean” also known as “The Year of Taquita” or “The Year of the Belly.” I’m sure we have many more weeks of unexpected flatulence, teeth-grinding, and emotional outbursts involving chocolate. You are going to be such a good daddy. I think that’s what I’m most excited about, watching you with your daughter, and seeing how she helps us to grow even more than we ever thought we could.

    Someone told me the other day that they thought it was so strange that I was married. They just couldn’t wrap their head around the fact that I was actually MARRIED. TO A BOY. TO YOU. The weirdest thing is that I’ve never really thought of it as strange. It just feels so natural. Like we’ve always been married. We just didn’t realize it yet.

    Happy Valentine’s Day. I know this isn’t a flat-screen, or decorative wall ornaments, but I hope this shows how much you mean to me.

    Love,
    Your Baby Momma